Bahahaa so this morning at my doctor’s appointment, I had a conversation with the nurse…
Her: What kind of birth control are you using?
Me: I’m not on anything….
Her: But, I mean what do you use for birth control?
Me: Oh. Uh. Abstinence? *awkward shifty eye movement and laugh*
Her: Okay and if you were to become se-
Me: I’m not going to, unless I get married. Which won’t happen.
Before you listen to this, I must warn you this is one of the best things you will listen to in your whole entire fucking life.
Viva la Viral
“Viva la Vida” - Coldplay,
“When You Were Young” - The Killers,
“Because of You” - Kelly Clarkson,
“Livin’ on a Prayer” - Bon Jovi,
“Walking on a Dream” - Empire of the Sun,
“Starlight” - Muse
“All of Your Love” - Hellogoodbye
CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY
I gotta admit that I have to reblog this adorable beast every time I see it.
HIS TAIL HE’S SO EXCITED
LOOK HOW BIG HE IS COMPARED TO FULL CORG
Find the things that stir your affections for Christ and saturate your life in them. Find the things that rob you of that affection and walk away from them. That’s the Christian life as easy as I can explain it for you.
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.